Insanity, Madness and Paradise
Aug. 2 08
Greetings my Dear Readers,
I return to you today from the land of madness and insanity. Paradise is now over run with tourists, most of whom are rude, obnoxious and a complete waste of humanity. The streets are abuzz, the beaches are full and alcohol induced good times are the religion of the week for the many tens of thousands who have descended on this quiet nook.
Its been an interesting week, first a man dies in a freak flying deer accident (Yes folks, you read that right). A motorcyclist was killed the other day by a Flying deer. A gentleman traveling along one of our local highways on his motorcycle was struck and killed after a deer jumped out in front of the SUV he was following. The SUV collided with the deer, causing the deer to bounce over the hood and go airborne. The Deer then crashed to earth colliding with a Motorcycle behind the SUV. So this suicidal deer in its final moments of glory effectively damaged an SUV, wrecked a motorcycle, and took a life. That is truly one for the books.
Second, a madman goes nuts on a greyhound bus just outside of a city I once called home, stabs his seat mate 52 times in the neck before decapitating him. This seeming random attack will certainly bring new interesting aspects to bus travel. After killing and decapitating his victim, the madman then proceeded to wave the dead man's head around taunting the other passengers (including children) who had fled the bus in terror.
As sick as this story is, it just so happens that the last stop this bus made before this gruesome crime was in a city I called home for many years. Considering the many "Interesting" people I dealt with over the years while living in this community, there is a pretty good chance that I know this sick killer freak. Although the authorities are saying this seems to be a random attack of senseless violence, I'm guessing once the investigation is complete that they'll find that the killer and victim are previously linked in some way. Either way, this is yet another one for the books.
Aside from this last freakish week of utter insanity all is well in a world of madness as long work hours and idiot induced stress leave little room for much else.
Until next time,
Your Cold Hearted Bastard,
D.
Greetings my Dear Readers,
I return to you today from the land of madness and insanity. Paradise is now over run with tourists, most of whom are rude, obnoxious and a complete waste of humanity. The streets are abuzz, the beaches are full and alcohol induced good times are the religion of the week for the many tens of thousands who have descended on this quiet nook.
Its been an interesting week, first a man dies in a freak flying deer accident (Yes folks, you read that right). A motorcyclist was killed the other day by a Flying deer. A gentleman traveling along one of our local highways on his motorcycle was struck and killed after a deer jumped out in front of the SUV he was following. The SUV collided with the deer, causing the deer to bounce over the hood and go airborne. The Deer then crashed to earth colliding with a Motorcycle behind the SUV. So this suicidal deer in its final moments of glory effectively damaged an SUV, wrecked a motorcycle, and took a life. That is truly one for the books.
Second, a madman goes nuts on a greyhound bus just outside of a city I once called home, stabs his seat mate 52 times in the neck before decapitating him. This seeming random attack will certainly bring new interesting aspects to bus travel. After killing and decapitating his victim, the madman then proceeded to wave the dead man's head around taunting the other passengers (including children) who had fled the bus in terror.
As sick as this story is, it just so happens that the last stop this bus made before this gruesome crime was in a city I called home for many years. Considering the many "Interesting" people I dealt with over the years while living in this community, there is a pretty good chance that I know this sick killer freak. Although the authorities are saying this seems to be a random attack of senseless violence, I'm guessing once the investigation is complete that they'll find that the killer and victim are previously linked in some way. Either way, this is yet another one for the books.
Aside from this last freakish week of utter insanity all is well in a world of madness as long work hours and idiot induced stress leave little room for much else.
Until next time,
Your Cold Hearted Bastard,
D.
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